Jewish, Moslems and Christian demonstrated together today for the right to cut bits off little boys’ penises without  an anesthetic.

They condemned as barbaric the ruling that the religious mutilation must be done by a doctor with pain killers.

Several hundred people have held a demonstration in the German capital, Berlin, to demand that the practice of religious circumcision remain legal. The government is seeking ways to resolve the controversy.

Ecumenical leaders claimed a breakthrough as rival Gods finally began to work together in the great cause of torturing male children to ‘establish their religious identity’.

In reality a minority of Jews and Muslims and Christians have always worked together, for instance in supporting victims of the military occupation of Palestine.